• What did the grape 🍇 say when it got stuck in the refrigerator?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine 🍷.
  • Why did the refrigerator break up with the microwave🤔?
    Because it found someone cooler😂.
  • What did the dishwasher say to the fork 🍴?
    “Stop stabbing me in the back!”
  • Why did the dishwasher go to jail?
    For stealing all the spoons and forks😒!
  • What do you call a dishwasher that’s also a DJ?
    A dish-jockey😉!
  • What did the Sub-Zero refrigerator say when it met the other fridge?
    Nice to meet you, but you’re not as cool as me.
  • What did one microwave say to the other microwave?
    “You look like you’ve been through a lot of “hot” meals!”
  • What do you call a group of microwaves?
    A “hotspot”!
  • What did the Sub-Zero refrigerator say to the regular fridge?
    “Ice to meet you😍!”
  • Why did the washing machine refuse to work?
    It needed a spin doctor😵‍💫!


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