- What did the grape 🍇 say when it got stuck in the refrigerator?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine 🍷. - Why did the refrigerator break up with the microwave🤔?
Because it found someone cooler😂. - What did the dishwasher say to the fork 🍴?
“Stop stabbing me in the back!” - Why did the dishwasher go to jail?
For stealing all the spoons and forks😒! - What do you call a dishwasher that’s also a DJ?
A dish-jockey😉! - What did the Sub-Zero refrigerator say when it met the other fridge?
Nice to meet you, but you’re not as cool as me. - What did one microwave say to the other microwave?
“You look like you’ve been through a lot of “hot” meals!” - What do you call a group of microwaves?
A “hotspot”! - What did the Sub-Zero refrigerator say to the regular fridge?
“Ice to meet you😍!” - Why did the washing machine refuse to work?
It needed a spin doctor😵💫!
